Stephen Hawking announced that he is reversing his theory on Black Holes today.  He stated that Black Holes actually do emit some particles back into space as they slowly disintegrate, rather than his previous theory which held that Black Holes never die and do not allow any matter (including light) to escape.  This is an important day for physics, as it allows scientists to draw more conclusions about the relationship of Black Holes,.... and Pete's anus.

- these thoughts flowed through Jeff's fingers @ 7:20 PM