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Quarter Life Crisis

Monday, February 26, 2007

New Cool Site

Laura emailed me a link to this hilarious piece of work the other day which I suggest you check out. It's good for some laughs.

I spent a few minutes browsing around the rest of stuff on there and found a goldmine of goodies.

So The Office Spam Blog is going on the ol' blog roll.

Check out the photos of Tiger Woods house that they have on there. What a rough life.

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Science vs. Religion Flowchart

You'll probably have to click the picture to read this one properly.

Hat tip to C for finding that one for me.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Gates vs. Jobs

Here's a funny little IFilm video replicating the Apple vs. Mac commercials where Steve Jobs plays the role of the Mac, and Bill Gates plays the role of the PC.

Worth a look at least.

On a related note, here's a similar add for the PS3 vs. the Wii.

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Bumper Stickers

I've had this in my inbox for like two weeks now. I'll go ahead and post it because some of these are at least 'tounge-in-cheek' funny. I am not trying to start any political debates here. I know this is gonna piss a few of you off, so if you hate it, sorry.

Bumper Stickers for 2007

At Least Nixon Resigned

Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First

If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran

Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber

If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant

Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore

America : One Nation, Under Surveillance

They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

Who's God Do You Kill For?

Cheney/Satan '08

Jail to the Chief
No, seriously, why did we invade Iraq?

Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap

Bad President! No Banana.

We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

Is It Vietnam Yet?

Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand Basket?

You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

Impeach Cheney First

Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too

When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

Pray For Impeachment

Fermez la Bush

The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?

One Nation Under Clod

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Friday, February 16, 2007

Friday News Bits

The FDA just approved a new "laser comb" that apparently regrows hair. <sarcasm>And it only costs about $500 bucks!</sarcasm> OK so maybe I'll actually wait to see if it works and if the price drops, my bald ass may invest in one.

Westminster Best in Show dog may lose his crown. Funny stuff there.

This poor girl can't stop hiccuping. Doctors are stumped even after CAT scans, blood tests, and an MRI. She's going constantly 24 hours a day and hiccuping about 50 times a minute.

Go check out some of the new "high tech luxury vehicles" that will soon be available to the public... for a hefty price.

"Hey Ya!" Acoustic. As if you haven't heard "Hey Ya" by Outkast enough! But not like this. A really beautiful and passoinate take on the track by Matt Weddle of Obadiah Parker.

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Red & A.J.

I tell you what, if this picture doesn't warm your baseball loving heart on a cold winters day, you have no soul.

Yup, that's Red Schoendist sitting and talking baseball with little 6 year old A.J. Pujols. I saw that on the cover of the St Louis Post Dispatch yesterday and was immediately taken aback. What a cool photo. Looks like it could be a Norman Rockwell painting.

Wow! Apparently I'm not the only one who sees the significance of this picture. Brian Burwell wrote a whole story on it.

From the article...

"Red was decked out in his Cardinal uniform, and A.J. wore shorts, sneakers and a T-shirt. The kid was pounding his glove and smiling. The old man seemed to be smiling, too. They seemed lost in a delightful baseball conversation, the Hall of Fame baseball elder and the wide-eyed son of new baseball royalty.

A little boy dreaming, and an old man reminiscing.

I smiled because suddenly I felt like a little boy, too."

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Monday, February 12, 2007


Does anyone else think "300" could be the baddest-ass movie of the year?

"300" is the highly artistic and stylized story based on Frank Miller's graphic novel which is based loosely on the actual Battle of Thermopylae where 300 Spartans fought off one million Persians (or so the movie claims) which took place in the summer of 480 BC . Do i think it will be historically accurate? Doubtful. Will it fucking be visually stunning and kick some major ass? Certainly. It's a cross between "Sin City" and "Gladiator" / "Lord of the Rings", how could it not be awesome. There are no major Hollywood stars (other than the lead, Gerard Butler who's most notable role is the Phantom in the recent screen adaption of "The Phantom of the Opera") and nothing but a vague Hollywood influence.

In case you haven't seen the trailers yet... here's trailer numero uno:

And here's number two...

Notice how every shot looks like a painting? Notice also the how the rule of thirds is applied in the cinematography? (C-naff's back me up on this) I'm planning on seeing it opening day. Anyone interested?


Mr. Deity

Oh man this shit is good! I've posted Episode 1: "Mr. Deity and the Evil" below. I'd also recommend episodes two and four. Every one is worth a watch, but numbers 1, 2, & 4 are especially good. Talk about a great satire of the arguments against the exsistence of a Christian God. Haha!

Episode 2: "Mr. Deity and the Really Big Favor"
Episode 3: "Mr. Deity and The Light"
Episode 4: "Mr. Deity and The Messages"
Episode 5: "Mr. Deity and Lucifer"
Episode 6: "Mr. Deity Extra: The Superbowl Press Conference"

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New RS Cover

Guess who's favorite young guitarist / singer / songwriter is on the cover of the new RS as one of the "New Guitar Gods"?

If you are interested you can check out a little jam session with the three cover boys... John Mayer, John Frusciante, and Derek Trucks

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Surf's Up Dewd!

I was watching some Discovery Channel in High Def (which is f-ing awesome BTW) last night and caught a program called "The Big Swell" about big wave surfers. I had to post this video of professional big wave surfer Daniel Laird surfing some of the worlds heaviest, meanest waves. Watch the last wave he rides in the video; seriously impressive.

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Monday, February 05, 2007

To Start Your Week...

...what has to be the most ridiculous play in the history of the NHL:


Never say die baby!

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