Funny that a guy raised in St. Louis for the majority of his life has no detectable Midwestern dialect whatsoever. Maybe that's a good thing.

Your Linguistic Profile:

85% General American English

5% Dixie

5% Upper Midwestern

5% Yankee

0% Midwestern

- these thoughts flowed through Jeff's fingers @ 1:24 AM

I haven't done a serious sports post in a while (or a serious post about anything for that matter), so hopefully this will tide everyone over until I get a little more time on my hands.


The bitter feeling of being losers. 

- these thoughts flowed through Jeff's fingers @ 4:58 PM

Since I'm in a good mood today, and by my accounts spring has officially started, I present to you a post with some actual original content. I give you...

• The Weather
• The pungent aroma of flora the air
• NHL Playoffs (normally) and the start of the baseball season
• Three words... Daylight Savings Time
• Sitting outside watching a thunderstorm
• Driving around with my windows down
• Love is in the air
• All the pretty girls come out of hiding... with shorts on
• Burning dead animal flesh. Otherwise known as "Grillin"
• Spring means summer is right around the corner

Well there you have it. I thought about adding "Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies" to the list, but since I bought 8 boxes of those this year, I think I'll be able to ration them until at least December.

Someday soon when I'm nice and pissy maybe I'll do a "Top Ten Things I Hate About Spring". I'll save that for later though.

- these thoughts flowed through Jeff's fingers @ 3:30 PM