Here's a freaky story about two brothers that were killed in a car accident. Two separate car accidents that is... 5 miles and 15 minutes apart from each other.

Here's a couple of stories about the po-po's:

The first is about some cops in San Francisco that were suspended for making a movie spoofing life on the police force. The problem is, the police chief and the mayor aren't laughing citing that the video "is shameful, it is offensive, it is sexist, it is homophobic and it is racist".

The next is about a cop who tazered his partner during a disagreement because she didn't want to stop at a gas station to grab a soda. The fucking weirdo has already been fired.

Here's another story about a college kid who bagged a wild elk while hunting in southern Illinois. A self sustaining population of wild elk haven't been spotted in southern Illinois in over 200 years. The last elk spotted in southern Illinois was in 2001 when a few escaped from a preserve.

The last story is about a snake that ate a 330 lb. calf whole. Yummmm.... er ouch, one of the two.

- these thoughts flowed through Jeff's fingers @ 2:57 PM