"Honey, I hope you like the
size of the rock in your engagement ring. Let me know if it gets to heavy."
Thanks to
Chris for the link.
UPDATE: BTW, not to dash any of the ladies dreams out there, but here is an interesting article explaining why diamond prices are artificially inflated and how natural diamonds are actually less rare that rubies, opals, and emeralds. Thanks to
L-Train for the link.