She hasn't had the best year of her career. She's already been married, then divorced, then married again... just this year. Now there's some pretty solid evidence that she's pregnant (that's an old article, she is now married). It may be of the reasons she may have rushed to marry her backup dancer Kevin Federline after only a few months of dating, and soon after the engagement (evidence of a pregnancy announcement here). I won't even mention that she's recently canceled multiple live and TV appearances, or that she just announced that she won't tour again for "another couple of years" and that her "priorities have changed". Sweetie, you could have at least waited until your spotlight had faded before attempting to raise a kid in a normal fashion. Ain't gonna happen. That'll be one fucked up little munchkin by age 12. What's even worse... she's just release a greatest hits CD after only what maybe 3 studio albums? AND!!! It's got a cover of Bobby Brown's "My Prerogative" on it. Shameless.

Check out this funny little flash animation for a hilarious look at Brit's ever changing boobie size.

- these thoughts flowed through Jeff's fingers @ 9:51 PM