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Friday, November 11, 2005

Stank Radar

Poop. We've all driven down those country highways and smelled it. The horribly unpleasant smells of horse, cow, and pig manure that seem to linger in your car's cabin long after you've passed the farms. Hopefully soon that experience will be nothing but a smelly bad memory.

It seems that scientists are working on a "Bad Smell Predictor", or as I've lovingly dubbed it "Poo-dar". The tool, which really incorporates nothing more than several math formulas and weather patterns, will attempt to predict where the stank from a farm will go and how far. They'll use factors such as wind patterns, climate, land formations, number of animals and how they are housed to help predict the stanky spots. Sounds like fun work.

Hehehe.... Poo-dar.

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