Did you hear about little Jimmy?

He is four years old. He was bugging Mother so she said, "Jimmy, why don't you go across the street and watch the builders work. Maybe you'll learn something." Jimmy was gone about 2 hours. When he came home his Mother asked him what he learned.

Jimmy replied, "Well, first you put the God damn door up, then the son of a bitch doesn't fit, so you have to take the c@ck sucker back down. Then you have to take a c*nt hair off each side and put the Mother f@cker back up."

Jimmy's Mother said, "you wait till your Dad comes home." When Jimmy's dad got home,
mom told him to ask Jimmy what he learned across the street. Jimmy told his dad the
whole story. Dad said, "Jimmy, you go outside and get the switch."

Jimmy replied, "F*@k you, that's the Electrician's job."

- these thoughts flowed through Jeff's fingers @ 11:34 AM