It looks like I'm going to survive, and without having to have any surgery to boot. It seem even though I had almost all of the symptoms of Appendicitis it turned out not to be so. Basically my doc told me my intestines were blocked up like a storm drain during the flood of '93. Yes, I'm talkin bout poo. I can tell you were all dying to know. Anyway, he told me to drink some Milk of Magnesia and the "damn" would break. I feel a hell of a lot better today although I'm still not back to 100%. That should come with a little time though. Unfortunately, I didn't have any bowel movements worthy of Ratemypoo.com. I suggest giving that site a visit if you are interested in being totally disgusted. As if you weren't grossed out enough as it is.

- these thoughts flowed through Jeff's fingers @ 1:26 PM