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Friday, July 15, 2005

I'm Worth What?!?

I'm not quite 100% sure how they arrive at these numbers but here's how much I'm worth according to them.

I am worth $1,851,326 on HumanForSale.com

That's just above the average price for a male which is: $1,849,051.

What really hurt me was the fact that I'm a smoker, have used drugs, and have an addictive personality (-50,000, -15,000, and -15,000 respectively), and that I'm short and going bald (-8000 and -15,000 respectively).

What really helped me out was my IQ (+214,000) and my SAT score (+61,000).

UPDATE: Apparently my alter-ego is worth $3,321,620

- these thoughts flowed through Jeff's fingers @ 11:34 AM

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